Are jorts gay
Jorts Be Gone! Queer Eye and the Power of Imputation
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This one was written by Ben Maddison. I wear roughly the identical outfit combination every […]
This one was written by Ben Maddison.
I wear roughly the same outfit combination every day. Tight-ish jeans, brown leather shoes, button up shirt with a smart print, blue blazer and accompanying accessories. I have enough of these outfits to work a Monday-Sunday schedule, then wash (sometimes) and repeat. I’m certainly no style expert; I know what I like, and I possess a general sense of what’s currently fashionable, but they don’t make cost-friendly stylish clothes for people my size. The hell that is trying to find non-pleated pastel-colored shorts is too real.
It’s not that I don’t desire to dress well. I’d love too. But I’ve wandered into the easy normalcy of my 7-outfits pattern. I like them, I wear them, I don’t need much else. And maybe I’ve convinced myself it’s who I am—it’s what I deserve.
My (relative) sense of approach is probably not excellent enough (or bad enough) to get me on the new Netflix reboot Queer Eye. You may remember the original, where “five, fabulous gay men”
Thread: Does wearing jorts make me a nerd?
2016-07-18, 11:25 PM#81
To me jorts glance pretty gay (and I'm a male lover guy). Like at the bar last night I saw two guys wearing them and they're not like flaming gay, but more like the acquire lots of random sex gay so I'm presuming to them the displaying extra leg was a "come earn it boys"
2016-07-18, 11:36 PM#82
I love to wear Dickie's loose fit shorts. They are timeless, comfortable, and tough. Carhartt also makes good shorts.
Last edited by Hooked; 2016-07-18 at 11:38 PM.
2016-07-19, 01:00 AM#83
2016-07-19, 01:02 AM#84
No, but calling them jorts does.
2016-07-19, 01:06 AM#85
No. Asking people on MMO-CHAMPION, however, most definitely does.
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One Man's Case for Jorts, and Durability
With summer almost here, a big topic in the male fashion world is shorts. But all anyone wants to confer is the "new" proper length. Five- or 11-inch inseam, Stockton-short or Webber-long, that debate doesn't interest me. No, what I most care about is what fabrics men's shorts are currently being made of. Because, in my opinion, all those materials suck compared to the one short we all refuse to wear: jorts.
Yes, the "acceptable" male shorts of the moment—whether khaki, chino, linen, seersucker, or madras (whatever that is) —simply aren't rugged enough for daily living. Certainly for this man's daily living, and I'm nothing more manly than a stay-at-home author. Yet, every summer I supervise to quickly wear a hole in my shorts pockets from house keys. I'm currently wearing some J. Crew club limited chinos (in "dusty berry," natch) and, though, I've only had them since last summer, there's already an unsightly tear in their thin fabric.
The shorts of today likewise stain so easily. If I sit down on a park bench for just a second in my Banana Republic "original fit" khaki shorts, my ass immedia
Jorts For Men?? Are They Ever Acceptable?
TipsyTraveler said:
Wow, OP, you spent a lot of time googling pictures of half-naked men. Not that there's anything erroneous with that...Click to expand...
It was a welcome relief from my usual daily habit of googling photos of fully-naked men. Definitely nothing wrong with that.pcstang said:
Jorts are all the rage in Gainesville. They go fantastic with the mullet and 85 Z-28.
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I was unaware of any association between U of Florida/Gainesville and jorts when I saw that photo.
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Last night significant other and I kept our eyes peeled for men wearing jorts on the Boardwalk. Between the two of us, out of several hundred men, we saw three, all guys 50ish or older. Not a single pair of cut-off jean shorts. The majority of men who were wearing shorts had knee length ones, or just slightly above or below the knee. About an equal mixture of cargo shorts, plain, or athletic type. And not a single solitary currently "fashionable" shorter shorts. The clear conclusion from this scientifically valid experiment: Unlike lots of wome